gentlemanbones:

kageromoku:

reblog while you still can

Time to fuck with the future.

(via speculativecorvid)

alexandot:

tumblr is glitching and this is my whole dash

(via firedrill)

just-shower-thoughts:

Whereas “nice work Sherlock” sounds sarcastic, “nice work Watson” does not

thebootydiaries:

hi linda i just caught my son vaping,i am shaking gplease respond

(via thebootydiaries)

alls-well-that-ends-here:

dragon-in-a-fez:

dragon-in-a-fez:

where do TV shows get this idea that high school is constant drama, nothing even fucking happened to me in high school

I’m now remembering that my school got a slurpee machine and then had to get rid of it two weeks later after someone poured toxic chemicals into it that they stole from the science lab in an attempt to poison the entire cheerleading squad so like, maybe I was just boring

Not every day you find out youre a background character

(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)

enaronia:

therealsideoffeminism:

strengthins0lidarity:

the-middle-eastern-feminist:

Self-fulfilling prophecy.

Lmao what? It’s literally the other way around. Christ, women are getting so weak these days

Nicely done, sir.

(via firedrill)

benepla:

micaxiii:

girpgorp:

taakitz:

heyyyalll35:

“Can I copy your homework?”

“Yeah. Just make sure it doesn’t look the same.”

hey,

um.

oh

looooove love is strange

(via ruinedchildhood)